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Unfortunately, there had been a mix-up with hotel reservations, so all passengers were forced to sleep on the bus the first night.
The princess says, "Father, I have chosen. They’re all on a trip having a nice time when the ship is involved in an accident and everyone aboard dies.
They all appear before St. Peter. “You idiot, you pooped on a dead frog,” said the other.
What do you call a gay Arab man?
A Hummus Sexual.
What do you call a fat gay guy with no teeth?
A Gummy Bear.
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What do you call two gay guys in a sleeping bag?
A fruit roll up.
What do you call a gay boxer?
Fruit punch.
Did you hear about the gay cowboy?
He rode into town and shot up the sheriff!
What is the favorite saying among gays?
“We can’t have babies… but it doesn’t mean we can’t keep trying.”
A man was strolling down the street when he came upon a ladder with the words “Climb the ladder to success” written on it and an arrow pointing up.
He climbed the rickety ladder three stories to a little balcony, curious.
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My priest is surprisingly homophobic...
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They both get stoned.
A patient went to the doctor and explained his situation “Doc, It hurts my bottom!”
“Could you tell me exactly where it hurts?” he said.
“Right around the opening, it’s pretty sore,” the patient explained.
“My advice is that as long as you name it the ‘entrance’, it will hurt,” he stated.
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What happened when the guy came out as gay in the army?
The supervising officer discharged the guy immediately.
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I'm beginning to think my girlfriend might be homophobic...
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However, once in Saudi Arabia, the Dutch was mortified at all of the brutal death penalty methods used for h*mosexuality. But wait until we remove the pacifier from his a**.”
Why you shouldn’t joke about gay people?
They always take things the wrong way.
A lesbian couple and a gay couple are planning a cross-country road trip.
I thought you said your nation was the land of gays getting stoned!”
How are weed and gay similar?
Nobody has a problem with it until someone blows it on their face.
What do you call an annoying gay man?
A pain in the arse.
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What does a gay Englishman put on his lips?
Some chap’s d*ck.
What’s the difference between a straight beer and a gay beer?
Gay beer comes in a can.
A man was coming home from work later and later, and his wife started to get suspicious.
“Why are you always coming home so late?” She asked her husband one night.
“Because I’m working overtime”, the man answered.
The wife said nothing.
He is so successful that he handed out his friend a Dining Privilege membership for 3 years.
The fourth dad joined the group later. 👠
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- Why be shady when you can be sunny? Oh wait, I forgot who I was talking to! They run to the hospital as soon as the baby is born.
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- I’m not bossy. I just have better ideas—always. A lot of people are going to die in the next 4 years.
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You don’t think she’ll take it, do you?”
“Well, I doubt it,” John remarked, “but just to be sure, I’ll write her a note.” So he sat down and penned the following: “I’m not claiming you ‘took’ a gravy ladle from my house, and I’m not saying you ‘didn’t’ take a gravy ladle from my house.