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This is the natural way of keeping everything clean for play. The scene ends with both guys pantin’, covered in feces, satisfied after their turd-filled feast.

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Myth #2: Preparation should take approximately 30 to 60 minutes because when I prepare, it takes a while for the water to run clear.

Fact: It’s common for us to think it should take tons of time and effort to get fully clean.

Watch these dudes get down and dirty in a shitting frenzy that’s as wild and kinky as it gets!

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Sometimes jokes write themselves, as the universe aligns itself in the shape of a middle finger emoji to put a certain section of humanity in its place.

This dude’s signed up to be a fixed human toilet, and he’s about to get fed a nasty load of shit straight from another guy’s ass in a raw, unfiltered fuckfest.

The International Men’s and Toilet Day being on the same date is the latest example of these beautiful—albeit rare—confluences of intent, context and comedy.

Like, I’m not sure if there are studies (yet) to show how many men deserve to be shoved in toilets in a flush-hour cleanse, but one search for the term Me Too shows that we need a pretty large plunger.

To celebrate this magical day, here are some videos of men falling and getting embarrassed in toilets, because why the fuck not?

Aaj yellow hai paani paani.

#NotAllMenFallInToilets

This is high art.

If the crapper is the Sistine Chapel, meet its Michelangelo.

A lot of shit content comes out of this guy.

He’s just wrong.

And finally, this.

The Biggest Myths About Prepping to Bottom

  • Truth: Poop is typically not present in the rectum, which is as far as the D will go
  • Truth: Less is more — less volume and fewer rinse cycles
  • Truth: Store-bought enemas are meant for constipation, not for preparation prior to bottom

 

It’s ingrained in the LGBTQ community, especially among gay men, that prior to bottoming, preparation is an absolute must.

Their sole purpose is for easy cleansing without localized trauma.

By all means, continue to be persistent with hygiene and staying clean for play—just be conscious of what you are putting in your body and how you’re putting it there.

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When you remove it, check and see if it comes out clean.

Things get nastier when the top flips the script, rimmin’ the bottom’s ass before he shits too, addin’ more crap to the mix. The scene kicks off with the top stud squattin’ over his human toilet, his ass ready to unleash a thick, steamy turd. This can cause the liquid to travel all the way up into the sigmoid colon, which is where poop is stored (and much further than any D can hit).

Ultimately, you are cleaning out way more than is necessary.

This vid’s a must-watch for fans of gay scat, pooping guys, and extreme fetish porn. Isotonic solutions are known to neither draw electrolytes from the body, nor draw water into the body. The camera zooms in tight, catchin’ every detail as he shits, the feces hittin’ the bottom’s open mouth with a thud. The guy below’s lovin’ it, his eyes locked on the action as he takes the poop in mouth, savorin’ the taste of the fresh excrement.

These pooping guys are all about the scat life, with one ready to drop a turd and the other eager to take it in his mouth, makin’ this a gay scat masterpiece that’s as dirty as it gets. They even play with the mess, rubbin’ it over each other’s bodies, lost in the hardcore gay scat fantasy. The guys trade places, with the bottom now pooping in mouth, feedin’ his partner a hot load of stool while they both groan in filthy pleasure.

That said, we still recommend doing your preparations 30 to 60 minutes ahead of time, in case you experience any excess gas or residual solution that may take a little longer to come out.

 

Myth #3: The best way to clean is to use a store-bought enema.

Fact: Over-the-counter enemas do help with the occasional bout of constipation.

The scat in mouth vibe’s intense, with the bottom moanin’ as he chews and swallows, his face smeared with fecal matter while the top keeps pushin’ out more. The sigmoid colon sits above the part of your butt you use when intimate. Closeups show the turd’s texture, the way it coats his lips and tongue, makin’ this a true kaviar feast.